A classic BEST SHOW! The Alternative Universes continue with a NEW BEST SHOW where A.P. MIKE is host and Tom is call screener! Mary Houlihan calls in to talk to Mike! More from WHIP TALK and BEATLES TALK! Plus, Laurie from Miami gets Tom to discuss who he can and can't beat up! All this, and MUCH MORE!

The purple one RETURNS! An in-studio visit from the one and only WALLY WACKIMAN (AKA Zach Woliner)! Tom gets a call from STEVE IN ROPEBRIDGE! The ALTERNATE UNIVERSES continue with: DUMB DAVE! BEANIE BABY MARKET PRICE HOUR, UNCANNY MYSTERIES and GARY THE SQUIRREL!

YES! The awesome and hilarious STEFANI ROBINSON swings by the studio! SCOTT ROGOWSKY calls in from an airport! Phones ring on the topic: TOP FIFTY REVENGE STORIES EVER! Plus, so much more!!!

A GRAND BEST SHOW! Phones ring on the topic: I WAS WRONG! The Alternate Universes continue with more: PORNO HOME COMPANION and WHIP TALK! Plus, an AVALANCHE BOB call, a mini SOUND COLLAGE and much much more!!!

Now that's what I call BEST SHOW! ANDY KINDLER calls in from Hollywood! VITO IN PORT NEWBRIDGE calls in! Phones ring on the topic: I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT! Hear a brand new, dynomite SOUND COLLAGE! More from the alternate universes: WHIP TALK! and OH, SHUT UP! And much much MORE!